Thursday, February 16, 2006

comment section wish list

Okay, here's the deal. The person above you in the comment section makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana!"), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here's the fun part: Your wish is messed up! Example: crazylady----I wish I had a banana. Hippo----Granted, but the banana tastes bad. I wish I had a ticket to a concert. Susie----Granted, but it's a Barney concert. I wish...

i'll start it off: i wish i was at the beach right now...

30 comments:

dd said...

Granted. But it's a beach in Northern Labrador.

I wish I had a new car.

Traci said...

Granted...but it's a Yugo AND you're in a terrible wind storm on a wobbly bridge...hehehe...it's been a tough day!

I wish I had a clean house right now.

One Crazy Lady said...

Granted....but its cleaned by 25 preschoolers. :)

I wish I could take a nap!

for_the_lonely said...

Ohhhh...this is fun! :)

Granted...but you have to sleep on a concrete slab!

I wish that I lost all of this excess weight!

Puffer said...

Granted...
I wish I knew someone with free flight passes and they gave them to me! So I can fly to Atlanta

scribble said...

Granted but it is just a stop over to
refuel. You cant get off the plane
and can only wave at Camille through
the window.
Damn I am mean, sorry sweetie.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Jan said...

Granted but you have to share your million dollars.....With ME...oh but that would be cheating wouldn't it??

I wish I could have played pro softball.

meelo said...

granted but you can only use (pool) noodles for bats and grapefruits for softballs, and you can't run the bases, you have to do cartwheels the whole way.

i wish they'd give me a huge bonus at work, just for being so damn cool.

Traci said...

Granted. BUT you have to use it to get all your blogger friends together for the biggest blowout ever and it has to be somewhere completely amazing and cool and wonderful and...hey, wait a minute...this isn't yucky now is it?!!!

Oh well...I wish Chris could be in Atlanta with you right now.

puhpaul said...

Granted, but then she has to fly right back to Prince Rupert.

I wish I could go on a gay cruise to somewhere hot.

sang-froid said...

Granted, but she's there to tell you that she's entering a contemplative order of nuns, and won't be back out in the real world until hell freezes over, and what with global warming and all...

I wish that at any point in my past life, when I went left, I had gone right instead. :(

sang-froid said...

Okay mr buttinskipuhpaul you go on a gay cruise and all the entertainment is provided by a group of Hell's Angels who are out on parole.

I still want my wish.

puhpaul said...

Fine, your wish is granted too, but, you can never remember which is your left and which is your right.

I wish I could get a good job in Australia.

Jen said...

Granted...it pays well, but involves a large amount of time in shark infested waters testing new bait

I wish I could go to Scotland....

Sarah said...

Granted...but Madonna and Guy Ritchie are in town and they've closed down all the main roads.

I wish I could go to Hawaii right now...

Puffer said...

Granted....
but you go there and get the flu
I wish I could fast forward to July...

Puffer said...

K this is just a statement THIS IS FUN!

puhpaul said...

Granted, but family issues keep you from doing anything remotely enjoyable.

I wish I had a centre line seat at the olympic men's hockey final.

Snades said...

Granted. The game is between Latvia and Taiwan and you get hit by a puck AND you have to pay to replace the glass and for the ambulance and long hospital stay.

I wish I had more hours in each day.

dd said...

Granted. You have more hours but you are trapped at the school and cannot leave.

I wish I could work at a little bar on a beach somewhere hot and sunny.

meelo said...

granted, but your only customers are fat, hairy, ugly, dirty old men who don't tip you and who are certain they can show you what you've been "missing." (i even grossed myself out writing that one)

i wish i could go on an r family cruise.

Traci said...

granted. but you MUST take me!

I wish I could win the powerball tomorrow.

puhpaul said...

Granted, but the jackpot is shared between every person in the United States.

I wish I could make gravy like my mom.

sang-froid said...

Granted, but every time you make it you gain 20 pounds you can never shed.

I wish I could paint like Georgia O'Keefe.

Puffer said...

Granted
I wish I didn't have to work a garage sale tomorrow

sang-froid said...

You still don't quite get this, do you Puffer??

Oh well.
You don't have to work the garage sale - but your team trades you to an extreme right-wing Christian missionary team so you can play and pray at the same time.

I wish someone else would do my marking.

Puffer said...

Granted
This is my final attempt
You hire a student to do your marking but he spills his slurpee all over the papers and then it's all screwed up. 86 grade 12 students do not get final marks.

I wish I got to meet Dir Hoy Yen CBC or CTV newscaster who Betty is having lunch with tomorrow! (Apologies to Dir Hoy Yen if I spelt your name wrong...whateveah)
P.S. Camille I think i did it! Baby got back

Snades said...

Granted. (I should just leave it at that since you finally got the game.) However; Der Hoy Yen meets with you and talks on her blackberry the whole time and then rushes off to a more important meeting, leaving you with the bill.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

puhpaul said...

Granted, but an emergency comes up and you have to spend Spring break at school supervising the repair of every single water pipe. This forces you to give your ticket to Belize to me.

I wish Snades would give me her ticket to Belize.

Karen said...

Granted, but you don't look like a Snades so they don't let you on the plane and the other two say see ya! and leave you at the airport!

I wish I could get fresh salmon here in Belize....