as timber is telling her family of our impending trip to nyc, her father exclaims "oh my god! there's going to be a terrorist attack and you're going to DIE in a nuclear explosion!" timber calmly replies "well daddy, we'll be the lucky ones because if there really IS a nuclear explosion, we're ALL going to die, but at least camille and i will die together instantaneously. you'll have to wait as the cloud of dust covers the sun and then you, mother and bobbin will starve to death."
did i mention i LOVE my friends? just ADORE them. especially you, tenacious.