so my new best friend, who shall remain nameless (per her request), shared with me the most incredible information. "last night while playing ball hockey, i totally caught the ball with my crotch. we had to stop the game to laugh for 10 minutes." now i don't know about the rest of you faithful readers, but my first thought after the laughter subsided was "GOOD GOD! you must do some serious kegel exercises!" and i have not been able to get over my shock since then...i am fucking impressed as HELL! gaymo, you are the SHIT!